@lizardqueen I feel the same about women in the military. If they want to be part of it let them. :)

Just the fact that a woman can't pee standing up is a major disruption to an infantry operation.

Elvis's jumpsuit and Dorothy's ruby slippers are the only costume items that have taken on star status of their own.

Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines or How I flew From London To Paris In 25 Hours 11 Minutes

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I can forgive a snake for being a snake, but I'm not going to shake hands with it. Because, you know, it's still a d*m snake.

While sitting on the far can in the washroom...you overhear two co-workers talking about you. What do you feel, and what do you do?

Get religious.

Proverbs 29:11 A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.

France has never been famous for common sense. Brazil showed a lot of common sense when they decided to switch to alcohol instead of gasoline. It didn't work as well as they thought it would, but it sure was a sensible experiment. Electric vehicles are a bad idea right from the start, for a lot of reasons. Good idea, but a bad idea.

Car radio is a thing of the past. You can't tell the country stations from the gospel stations. They only play records that have already reached the top of the charts, and they are carefully censored to offer absolutely no offense to nobody.

The army can not stand destabilizing influences, and transgender is about as destabilizing as things get.

Sounds like fun to me.

Disagree. The most common misconception known to the human race is the delusion that when two creatures fight, it's important to notice which one wins.

I forgot what I was going to say.

You, a Christian, enter a competition. Your only fellow competitor is also a Christian. You both pray to win. Who is God going to favour and why?

2 Corinthians 5:20 Now then we are ambassadors for Christ, as though God did beseech you by us: we pray you in Christ's stead, be ye reconciled to God.

The first thing an ambassador does is to learn the business, so he doesn't go around saying stupid things. Very few modern Christians do that.

It's hard to find a good___? What?

I saw an old lady driving her car with a bumper sticker that said "A hard man is good to find"

The catholic church is accepting more and more married, converted priests. They say there is a shortage. After...forever...how can it now be okay?

God is the God of rightness. One believer and God make a majority. Denominations think they have a better idea, and they need big numbers to make them work.

How do you deal with this heat?

I get in out of it.