When I drove a limo I noticed that every time I picked up British girls I got called "a cheeky bostid" ... again ... and I never knew if that was good or bad.

Human Beans of Amirite, and formerly of Sodahead, I would like to reacquaintance myself with all of my fellow lovely nutters and thinkers (or both like me) how are you all? Does anyone remember me from sodahead? If not, hello! I am back and looking forward to engaging in some much missed and enjoyed crazy conversations!

Sodahead folded just a couple days after I registered, so I don't remember anything at all about it. But I welcome you here.

There is a difference between being a prude and being modest. What is it?

A prude wants to inflict rules on other people. Modesty is just keeping something to yourself except by appointment.

1. Russia is the only country between Korea and Norway.
2. Matryoshka dolls
3. Pet bears
4.Russia is the only country that can scare the USA without doing anything specific.
5. I'll get back to you on this one.

What do you do too much of?

72 years on this planet and still trying to get a life.

I never learned to speak emjoi.

I wear the panties in this family!

If that's what you had on your mind, I'm sure glad you got it off!

Can you play any musical instruments ?

I play a shoe horn, but I only get footnotes.

You like Trump. Tell me in one sentence why you like Trump...as himself...

All the batshit crazy people hate him. That's a good sign.

Dance is a hybrid of artistry and movement. Amirite?

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

Post a song that's outside your own era by at least one generation.
We went from a first lady that worked hard to get into Harvard and graduate with a law degree to one that made money posing nude. Goodbye American values and dignity.

We also went from a long list of lawyers to a president who actually earned his fortune.

Fishnet stockings are sexy, Amirite?

It depends entirely on the girl. Marilyn Monroe looked just fine in a potato sack.