If we are evolving, guys in the future will all have big pp. Amirite?!

Nah, very few women choose who the father of their children will be based on their penis size.

If you piss in the ocean, you are personally raising the sea level. amirite?

What if I drink that persons pee, do I help?

We won't be able to recognize our own skeleton. amirite?
We tell kids to follow their dreams and then criticize them for getting "useless" degrees. amirite?

Cries in culinary cert

If humans didn't exist cats wouldn't know what tuna tases like. amirite?
We are the same distance to 2050 as the release date of straight outta compton, amirite?

Gen X. You are born then straight outta nowhere you die

Everybody agrees space is infinite, but where would heaven and hell be on this spectrum? They can't be above or below as it goes on forever. Is it a different realm like the spirit realm? Idk, amirite?
@I don't think that people that believe space is infinite also believe in hell and heaven

I do! And yes, I believe Heaven and Hell are on a spiritual plane. :)

Everyone(besides asexuals) wants to fill or be filled. amirite?
@KebzYT Is this supposed to be sexy? If so, I think I'm asexual.

Now I'm imagining someone saying this with a "hey, baby" in front of it.

We're hanging from a spherical space object by our feet, with nothing but gravity keeping us from floating away into the great infinite abyss. amirite?

There has to be more to this simulation tell me please

‘Day After Tomorrow' is going to happen. In different ways and in different places-but it's happening. Have you ever in your lifetime witnessed so many natural disasters occur so closely together? Neither have your parents or grandparents. amirite?
If you ever want to slightly spam/annoy some one, mess up a text message on purpose and try to fix possibly making more mistakes, amirite?
Ashes are white when you rub them on black pants. And black when you rub them on white pants. amirite!?
A near-empty phone battery causes more panic than a near-empty gas tank, amirite?

Situational, but more or less agreeable

If you stood on the north or south pole and ran in circles you're technically time traveling, amirite?

Moving at 1 second per second to a different time zone is not time traveling.

If you're trapped on an island with someone you hate at least you have something to eat. amirite?
@How in the hell am I supposed to eat myself?

Start with your fingers, one at a time :) /s