+26Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it. amirite?
+35Boobs are like cartoons. They're made for kids but adults seem to enjoy them more, amirite?
+36Young people dye their hair hoping everyone will notice. Old people die their hair hoping no one will notice. amirite?
+18Women live an average of 7 years longer than men. Women will also spend an average of 7 years in their lifetime menstruating. Sort of like a rebate for for days spent in misery, amirite?