+26Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it. amirite?
+29The "cha-ching" sound of a cash register is associated with getting money but the only time you hear it in real life is when you are giving up money. amirite?
+36Young people dye their hair hoping everyone will notice. Old people die their hair hoping no one will notice. amirite?
+18Women live an average of 7 years longer than men. Women will also spend an average of 7 years in their lifetime menstruating. Sort of like a rebate for for days spent in misery, amirite?