+5You wish you could get lazar hair removal on your butt-hole so you would not get so many dingleberries, amirite?
+61They should make shaving cream black so your teeth would look really white every time you shave, amirite?
+2The best way to get back at birds for pooping on your car is to sit outside on your front porch and eat a huge plate of scrambled eggs. This shows them what you are capable of.
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+72If you were stranded on a desert island and beginning to dehydrate you would drink our own urine to keep yourself alive, amirite?
+39Sometime you start to desperately look for your car keys before realizing that you are in fact driving right now and the keys are in the ignition
-5If there is one thing in this world I hate it's twilight, but if there is two things I hate it's twilight and cancer. amirite?
+11If you are going to be fat, you got to be funny. If you are fat and not funny then you are worthless to society, amirite?
+16Fingernails can be useful for some things like popping pimples or picking up a penny off a tile floor, but there is no real use for toenails. amirite?
-39Some personal hygiene things like brushing your teeth twice a day, and applying deodorant, and showering daily are kind of overkill. amirite?