Some-Noname-idk

Since no-one in the restaurant is interested in what's on your plate, it's weird that you think anyone on social media might be, amirite?

OP's never watched a sizzling skillet of fajitas turn heads.

Using the Braille writing system you could cheat on tests at school and never get caught. amirite?
@Effectlive97 at that point you might as well just write the answers on that piece of paper

No no because then you have to suspiciously look at the paper to see what's on it, if it's in braille you can just put your hand in your pocket and run your fingers over the paper

No dude wants a 20 year old car, but every dude wants a 20 year old girlfriend. amirite?

I drive a 31 year old car daily... and would love a 31 year old girlfriend. 🤷‍♂️ Truthfully any girlfriend would do though.

Since most stars are millions of light years away, when we look into the night sky, we are seeing the past millions of years ago. amirite?

The stars we can see are much closer than that, like a few hundred/thousand light-years.

If you pull the teeth out of zombies you could technically get free blowjobs for life. amirite?
Guys who have extramarital affairs would benefit the most from vasectomies, but are probably the least likely to get them, amirite?
Gene Roddenberry was a prophet; turns out we're the Mirror Universe. amirite?
@monsterallergies Wasn't there a big nuclear war in Star Trek lore? We may not be the mirror universe, we may just be entering the...

Fair point. Feels like the Republicans all have secret goatees, though. When those are mandated by the Supreme court you'll know i was right.

Dads don't care about their yard looking nice. They just want to be left alone for a couple of hours each week. amirite?

As a lawn obsessed person… no. Although it is a nice side bar.

Glasses make you look smart, but you have to fail a test to get them. amirite?
@rotersscap1982 Actually You have to score really high 20/20 is better than 20/80 And 20/200 is legally blind

A 20/200 is a 1% score
A 20/80 is a 25% score
So the worse your score, the worse your eyes are.

We're lucky that cutting hair doesn't hurt, amirite?

70's porn forever

Glasses make you look smart, but you have to fail a test to get them. amirite?
The vast majority of the sky is actually below our feet. amirite?
The vast majority of the sky is actually below our feet. amirite?

I don't get it

You have probably interacted with someone you know on the internet without knowing that it was them. amirite?

I actually found out that one of the people i talk to on discord went to my school, so i can confirm this happens

Movies have shown almost everything, but you never see a person sneeze. amirite?

There's many sneezes in You Got Mail. She has a cold. This is dumb. There's lots of sneezes in movies.