A kebab comes in and out your body the same shape, amirite?

Skewer and all?

Not blinking is tougher than blinking. amirite?
Because chihuahuas are so aggressive, but so small, chances are they would hunt in packs in nature, amirite?

Hate to see Peter Dinklage in the wild...

Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?
@iTz_MrsPoPo Ah, the Doppler effect. Same reason why sirens of emergency vehicles appear high pitched when moving towards you...

Could this be experienced in real life? I mean, is it possible to go fast enough on earth to get this affect in the visible spectrum?

Not all people have internal dialogs with themselves and its very upsetting. amirite?
The drug trade probably plays a major role in quickly spreading the infection everywhere. amirite?
Combing your hair before going to the barber is a futile endeavour. amirite?

It's shows barber how you like to style your hair. And that can effect how barber may cut it

Humans are creating problems at about the same rate as they are solving them. amirite?
@Hofito You named two categories. I'm talking about on balance, including everything.

Again, how are you able to count these problems and solutions? It sounds good, but how do you come up with this... I don't know anyone who has....

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

What happens when your bootstraps tear off, is that good?

Each and every human being has lived before, just not as humans, as insects and animals, and through recycled energy, we all played some part in the creation of our universe as some crucial member of an ecosystem, amirite?

You must have been to India

Maybe we wake up because we run out of dream ideas, amirite?

No, I sometimes wake up in the middle of dreams

Redundancy is the enemy of efficiency. amirite?

Redundancy, Redundancy, Redundancy, Redundancy.

April is going to make March look good. amirite?