A doctor walked into the store and said, "Hello son." The boy looked at the doctor but did not say, "Hello Father." Why is this?
Runs over fields and woods all day; under the bed at night sits not alone; with long tongue hanging out waiting for a bone.
Lucy had it first, Ethel had it last, Mary Silly had it twice until she married Peter Stupid and never had it again. What is it?
I can be long or I can be short. I can be grown and I can be bought. I can be painted or left bare. I can be round or square. What am I?
It goes up but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too; come for a ride just me and you. What is it?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
+51Does anyone else when laying down with your dog lay uncomfortably just so your dog can sleep peacefully?
+32Mom: "Can I use your laptop?" Me: Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time