Yes, because 50 or so years from now, you are going to remember this exact amirite post.
"I just bought a new convertible, i cant wait to feel the wind in my hair!" "You don't have any hair Grandpa!"
or she's a Duggar.
Yeah like, "Why didnt you just shoot me instead of spraying me with the scent of shit"
I read a story in a trivia book about a guy who robbed a store with a banana in his pocket he was pretending was a gun, and when someone called the police he ate it.
They added a destruction of evidence charge, though.
"You're not my friend, you never were, I fucking hate you, and your breath stinks."
I bet you can't fit 20 mentos in your mouth!
dibs dude, dont fuck with me
You rotten fartknocker.
Will, please stop referring to me as "some chick at a bar." You don't need to hide our relationship anymore. People will accept us as we are.
Once upon a time there was a a young boy named Rupert. Now Rupert was a troubled boy, for when he was six his father died of AIDS. After this tragic incident Rupert started to develop some mental issues, he even started to believe that he wasn't a human being. He now goes by the term of 'iamnotahumanbeing' To try and fill the gaping hole in his heart he became an entrepreneur, and spent his days selling used Apple products to old people. However his business tanked and now he spends his days sitting at home on the computer, trolling around and typing recurring and boring comments on the POTD.
Don't hate on Rupert, he's been through enough.
LOL. JK, shut up bro.
That own was so hard that she's your property now.
...you were saying?
I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.