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If you were on your deathbed and all of your friends and family were around you, it would be awesome for your last words to be, "I left a million dollars in the...", amirite?
@Giganotorex273 This will probably happen to a lot of families in the future now

Yes, because 50 or so years from now, you are going to remember this exact amirite post.

"I just bought a new convertible, i cant wait to feel the wind in my hair!" "You don't have any hair Grandpa!"

Fellas, if she doesn't kiss you by the 4th date she's only in it for the free food. amirite?

or she's a Duggar.

It would be awesome if a robber pointed a gun at you and yelled "Hands in the air, mofo!" and when you complied, he wordlessly sprayed deodorant on your armpits and walked away. It's just like, sweet, now I smell like citrus, amirite?
@coolstory Unless the robber decides to be evil & sprays some disgusting kind of deodorant.

Yeah like, "Why didnt you just shoot me instead of spraying me with the scent of shit"

If you accidentally pull the fire alarm at school, you should burn all of the evidence, amirite?
@When you get caught with Plutonium-239, nuclear bomb the evidence.

I read a story in a trivia book about a guy who robbed a store with a banana in his pocket he was pretending was a gun, and when someone called the police he ate it.
They added a destruction of evidence charge, though.

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?

"You're not my friend, you never were, I fucking hate you, and your breath stinks."

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?

I bet you can't fit 20 mentos in your mouth!

That awkward moment when the 600000th post isn't even in amirite format, amirite?
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That awkward moment when the 600000th post isn't even in amirite format, amirite?

You rotten fartknocker.

Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?
@wobbuffet I got laid by some chick at a bar. My friend gave me a HIV and the chick gave me HIV.

Will, please stop referring to me as "some chick at a bar." You don't need to hide our relationship anymore. People will accept us as we are.

Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?
@iamnotahumanbeing Not many comments for a POTD.

Once upon a time there was a a young boy named Rupert. Now Rupert was a troubled boy, for when he was six his father died of AIDS. After this tragic incident Rupert started to develop some mental issues, he even started to believe that he wasn't a human being. He now goes by the term of 'iamnotahumanbeing' To try and fill the gaping hole in his heart he became an entrepreneur, and spent his days selling used Apple products to old people. However his business tanked and now he spends his days sitting at home on the computer, trolling around and typing recurring and boring comments on the POTD.
Don't hate on Rupert, he's been through enough.

LOL. JK, shut up bro.

Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?
Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?
Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?

I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.