+127It's awkward if your mom tells u that she wonders wether pooping on someone from a balcony is legal, amirite?
+253Life is like diarrhea. Once you think all the shits gone, it's comes right back, amirite?
+409It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?
+12"Soul Surfer" is a movie about a girl who lost her arm to a shark... a shark that goes by the name of Diabetes. amirite?
+746Wake up in the mornin feelin like kanye west, I'm gonna go tell Taylor swift beyonce was the best... amirite?
+342Every time you beat a hard level in a game, you feel like a professional. And sexy, amirite?
+407When you were little, you would fall asleep on the couch and be magically transferred to your room. Now, your mom just wakes you up and says, "GET THE HECK UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!", amirite?
+43The best slogan for toilet paper would be "Its like a Tempur-Pedic... FOR YOUR ASS", amirite?
+501The "like" pages on facebook about teenage love are so cheesy that your Parmesan gets jealous.. amirite?
+1,004You avoid calling people "tools" because that would imply that they are actually useful for something. amirite?
+33The Anti-Pick-Up Line: "Hey baby, are you tired? Cause you look like it", amirite?