"I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties."
I like it when people don't take life too seriously, I'm pretty sure it's not. Serious, that is. If I offend you, I probably meant it as a joke, so there's no point in holding a grudge, unless that's what floats your boat. A lot of the time people don't get my sense of humour-- I hardly ever mean what I say and people take things so seriously.. why so serious?
I'm actually pretty excited about the rest of my life. I have a feeling it's going to be a good one.