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+21
even after you've picked up your phone and realized someone pocket dialed you...you still keep listening for a little while longer.
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You never left out cookies and milk for Santa Claus. In fact, doing that never even occurred to you until you watched some kids do it in an ABC family movie...at which point you thought, "Wait, seriously?",
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It's hard telling your boyfriend that even though cuddling together is great and all...you can only get a good night's sleep if no one is touching you. "Hey X, could you stick to your side of the bed because spooning for longer than 10 minutes makes me feel like I'm in straitjacket? kthx." just doesn't seem to cut it.
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You have friends who were Christian or Catholic and looked down on you for being non-religious. But then those friends decided to have premarital sex and have started to question their beliefs. That's really convenient for them and all, but an apology for being so self-righteous would be nice.
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+9
You've never met a female taxi driver.
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+13
Non-white people: It's really annoying when someone comments that "Your English is so good!" even after you've repeatedly told them that although your parents are immigrants, YOU WERE BORN IN THE FREAKIN' USA AND HAVE LIVED HERE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
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+16
Teen Mom is so effective that I actually have nightmares about being a pregnant teenager. When I wake up and realize my uterus is safe, I fist pump in joy. Doesn't matter which side you're on, it's the best pro-abstinence or use-contraception campaign EVER.
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As you walk down the aisle of an airplane, your mind separates everyone into two categories: the people who can fit in their seats with the armrests down, and the ones who can't.
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+26
No shoes on the bed!
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-8
When you order buffalo wings, you get BLUE CHEESE dressing rather than ranch. Delicious.
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+139
You'd rather be pale than have a really bad tan line.
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+14
It's hilarious when someone mentions taking Robitussin as a kid and everyone simultaneously makes the same EUUURGH face of disgust.
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+355
you've switched your pillow to the opposite end of the bed just to shake things up and it felt like you were sleeping in a totally different room.
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Just because you say, "I'm a bitch. Deal with it!" after being rude doesn't mean you get a free pass. Why would I want to "deal with it" when there are plenty of people out there who aren't complete dicks?
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