SpearmintMilk

Worlds shortest horror story: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. Amirite?

I like this one better.

Worlds shortest horror story:
President Santorum.

Girls: if you owned a time machine, you'd go back to a time when guys were chivalrous..when they held open doors for you, when they stood outside your window quoting Shakespere, when they wanted to be with the girl they liked and not the one they wanted to get into the pants of. You'd go back to the times when romance novels were all around you in you very own life... amirite?

What back to the time when we had no rights, weren't allowed to own any property, get an education, were restricted to what jobs their were allowed to do and were paid much less than men. Their only worth was on how many sons we could give birth to. When husbands were legally allowed to beat their wives and even rape them. When women were expected to be meek and obedient to their husbands/fathers/brothers or any other male. Where most marriages were arranged and women were not allowed to divorce their abusive husbands yet he could divorce her if she did not give him a son? No thank you.

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen, amirite?

Doubt it. The water would have been too cold for them to survive as it was -2C. Lobsters live in shallower waters and where the titanic sunk was very very deep water. The pressure the ship created while sinking would have crushed them and they probably would have had their claws tied.

People who study Philosophy at university end up asking "Why would you like fries with that? amirite?

The only thing a philosophy degree is useful for is laminating it and using it to shield yourself from the rain when you're living on the streets.

@1489162

That's really not true, he used to buy huge amounts of land that had endangered species on it if he knew it had plans to be developed, he was a great conservationist. He did a lot of rescuing and rehabilitation of animals as well as important research. Yes he had show that bought him lots of fame, but he used it to educate people.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@Im_so_bored_so_bye or legally off Lamborghinis

You better watch out before I use some "Lewd Offensive Language".

Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?

HAHAHAHAH you said hard while talking about penis.

@no girls goto venus to see my 12 inch long pines

12 inch long pines? That's a very small tree.

It's sad that, as a race, we're more content seeing two men holding guns than two men holding hands, amirite?
You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
Mothers: You sometimes wonder why your son needs to blow his nose so much more often than your daughter, amirite?

He snorts more cocaine.

People who are vegetarian because they don't like the meat industry, should do more than just complain about it, amirite?

You mean like not contributing to the industry by buying and consuming their products?

You know that Twilight has gone too far when they are selling condoms as part of their merchandise, amirite?

I think it's a good idea, do you really want twihards reproducing?

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@Im_so_bored_so_bye or, the stupidest one... "Laugh out Loud" wtf

What person in their right mind would use that acronym?

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?