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If you live long enough, people will start wondering how soon you'll die. amirite?

Only the people who knows you wonder

Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?

This one Greek kid from middle school is probably still alive. He taught all of us how to say bitch in Greek.

Humans invented a device, with which you can point at another person, press a button and then the person dies. Wtf is wrong with us! amirite?
@88080808088 I'm not trying to make an anti-gun argument btw. Just stating how weird it is.

Not that weird, we've been killing each other since the dawn of our species. Finding more efficient ways to do things is what we excel at

If we were all born deaf, the things we produce would either make less noise than it normally does or no noise at all. amirite?

All will be brought to the slaughter house

The last three syllables of "Hubba Bubba" sound exactly the same, amirite?

Told you not to eat more than one brownie man

The last three syllables of "Hubba Bubba" sound exactly the same, amirite?

There's a future for you, no doubt!

You tan better walking in circles than you do when walking in a straight line, amirite?

Depends on the size of the circle..

During the course of our evolution there must have been the first ever fart that someone found amusing, amirite?

Probably in a small cave while a thunderstorm raged outside

Us 3D-beings, are able to control 2D-beings. Maybe 4D-beings are controlling us, but being controlled by 5D-beings, but being controlled by 6D-beings, but being controlled by 7D-beings. So on and so forth. amirite?
@Robisrael Are you legitimately an idiot or just trolling?

I don't believe there's a "spacetime" dimension to reality. I dont think physics supports the idea.

Keep making those delicious carne asada burritos and I'll keep giving you cash.
I don't need to know anything more.
Two, please.

Somewhere on Earth is a location that more human beings have pooped in than at any other location in all of history. amirite?
Gates and Bezos could marry and become by far the richest couple, amirite?

So would their power couple name be Gazos?

The average person can spend up to a third of their life asleep. amirite?
For those with ADHD, pressing the button to repeat the menu options is a point of private embarrassment. amirite?
Tell a lie once and all of your truths become questionable, amirite?

"Build a thousand bridges and your a bridge builder. But suck one Dick and now your a dick sucker"