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A zombie has probably caught aids, amirite?

Don't you need to have a blood flow etc for the virus to infect you.

In many places women on average have more hair on their face than men. amirite?

Where the men are limited

The plus side of being an XXL is that the free t-shirts they throw into the stands at sporting events will fit you. amirite?

They'll fit you, but you're probably not athletic enough to catch them in the air or run to get them when they hit the ground

No one has ever seen their own face. amirite?

Two mirrors at an angle? Photographs?

For all we have to do to keep our teeth from rotting out of our mouths, it's intriguing that some acient skulls still have their teeth intact. amirite?

Not a lot of Snicker bars back then.

Flooding Moscow with pizza orders on sunday? Pizza could be orderd to Kremlin, denfence ministry or whereever. A few thousand pizzas could still their hunger. amirite?

If you order it with cheap mushrooms it'd be immorrel

All of your boogers are out there somewhere. amirite?

Not my daughter's, she eats all of them proudly.

If you wear two socks on one foot and none on the other, you would technically be wearing a pair of socks, amirite?

You could also technically say you're nuts 😅 ❤️

If a billion dollar company went bankrupt another billion dollar company will just buy them and absorb there assets.. the great machine marches on, amirite?

That's how capitalism works. Also presents the opportunity for someone with less assets to aquire more assets at a lower cost. When I started my shop, one of the best things that happened for my shop was a Midas going out of business. I bought everything I could afford. Made for a tough month but allowed me to have equipment at a quarter of the month and allowed me to hire two more guys.

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?
If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?
If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?

You can do all of that now. Those are current trends. Not future ones.

History books often jump though 100 or 1,000 years like it's nothing/encapsulated into a few key events. Most of us won't even get past 85 years old. We're barely significant. amirite?

I disagree with you. Our history continues to get more well documented, and past history was not well known

If Dragons had cartilage like sharks we might be in a lot of trouble. amirite?
In the near future phones will be so water resistant that pushing people into pools will become funny again, amirite?