2 is the oddest prime number, amirite?
@Mcgee0 The only even prime number.

It's the loneliest number since the number one.

your skeleton takes 70 to 110 years to naturally hatch, amirite?

Thanks, I hate it.

The association of wisdom with being old, gave a lot of old people respect they don't deserve. amirite?

This must be especially weird nowadays with the speed things change, most old people have knowledge that's irrelevant now.

If our moms are perceptive enough to know when your fly is down she probably notices when you have a boner. amirite?

This requires either getting a boner while with your mother, or already having a boner and choosing to enter a room your mother is in.

Daydreaming is your idle animation, amirite?

By this point I must have a professional degree in animation

Your dead dog's hair is probably still somewhere, amirite?

Can confirm, it's still in my Kirby vaccuum.

@Sharag Also, some drugs don't cause such an addiction that we turn to crime to satisfy it. And some drugs don't cause...

Not completely disagreeing with you but I'm sure if caffeine suddenly became illegal there would be plenty of people doing illegal things to get it.

The birth rate would plummet if dogs learned how to speak. amirite?
As adults, we imitate our heroes no more, no less than children. amirite?

We just have different heroes.

You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

To recall my favorite jokes, I try to think about where I was when I heard or read them. If I browse through locations in my head, I'm likelier to remember the good'uns!

Having a secret snack stash that the kids don't know about makes you wonder if your parents had a secret snack stash too, amirite?
Rockstar games are the Tarantino movies of the game world. amirite?

I agree. Let's hope that there isn't a limit on games they will make like the limit of 10 movies Tarantino said he will make

Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?

This one Greek kid from middle school is probably still alive. He taught all of us how to say bitch in Greek.

Gates and Bezos could marry and become by far the richest couple, amirite?

So would their power couple name be Gazos?

Nothing is stationary, planets and the Galaxy moves constantly so we're moving around the cosmos. amirite?

This is the major plot fail for time travel in tv, and film. The tardis is pretty much the one time machine that wouldn't just be drifting in space, or in a star.

Any temporal displacement equipment that's stationery on a planet would send whatever back or forward in time, but not space.