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If Dragons had cartilage like sharks we might be in a lot of trouble. amirite?
Humans probably used to exist back when bugs were huge and that's probably where our irrational phobia of bugs comes from. amirite?
@fuiscege We didn't

Please don't also blow my cover

When people talk like other animals (or babies) they must think we are absolutely nuts. amirite?

...or may be the other animals (or babies) really don't know what is nuts.

Someone somewhere remembers you because you were really weird to them, amirite?
When you smoke, you actually pay to get cancer. amirite?

Which is why I smoke premium cigarettes. That way I get expensive cancer.

Many people are still on earth because your not allowed to shoot them, amirite?

They'd still be on Earth if you shot them.

Die Hard wouldn't work as well being set on any other holiday, hence is a Christmas film. amirite?
Schrodinger's cat is definitely dead because he put it in that box in 1935. amirite?

Yeah the cat is dead.

It's also alive though...

If you add enough ice to tea, after a while it would become half and half tea. amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker "If you add enough ice to tea, after awhile it would become half and half tea". No sugar mentioned. No sweet tea.

That's my point - I bet OP lives in a place where "tea" implies sweet tea. That's why I explained that in the south if you say tea, you mean sweet tea.

OP, you from the south?

Since most people never change their numbers, mobile phone area codes are a permanent snapshot of where everyone lived in the early 2000s, amirite?
@Kionix I think you'll find that most people don't have the same number they had in the early 2000s. What percentage of the...

A lot of people I know had them in 2000. I lived in London in 1998 and had one.

I also still have my same phone number for over 20 years.

For those with ADHD, pressing the button to repeat the menu options is a point of private embarrassment. amirite?
Chillies' defense mechanism must have looked damn good on paper, they just forgot to take one thing into consideration- humans. amirite?
There are more Hawaiian pizzas sold outside of Hawaii than there are in Hawaii, amirite?

And the only Asian city that doesn't sell a ton of pizza

We are loosing the opportunity of making freestyle battles with mute people, amirite?

Yea . They should really speak up and gather support.

If the world is constantly spinning, then we are always on a treadmill, amirite?