Boys are not going to run to your house at 3am with flowers. They aren't going to scream that they love you down the hallway. They aren't always going to randomly text you to tell you how beautiful you are. They probably aren't going to sing and dance with you in the rain. Yes, they cheat and lie, some of them. But so do girls. Stop setting these high fucking expectations and get over it. amirite?

YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
THANK YOU.
if i had a boyfriend like that id say "back the fuck off, and stop being such a facebook group" :P

There is a HUGE plot hole in a Little Mermaid. Hasn't Ariel ever heard of WRITING? I bet if she'd just calmly written the situation down in an explanation that Eric could understand, she could have saved herself a LOT of trouble, amirite?
@KickAss In mermaidian... it might not be the same writing as human writing

Ah, fair enough. Or it might be in FIN-nish....I'm here all night :)

Boys are not going to run to your house at 3am with flowers. They aren't going to scream that they love you down the hallway. They aren't always going to randomly text you to tell you how beautiful you are. They probably aren't going to sing and dance with you in the rain. Yes, they cheat and lie, some of them. But so do girls. Stop setting these high fucking expectations and get over it. amirite?

POTD. Please.

When you have a baby, you will not give them a name that they will be embarrassed of when they are older. Sure, the trend now is for unique names, but the line separating unique from abstract is pretty fine, amirite?
@WolfeDeWary Im going to call my kid unique, so it will be fun introducing them to people.

Or "Special":
"Hey everyone! This is my daughter, Megan, and this is my son. He's Special."

You wonder if some girls masturbate during their periods... uh nevermind... no one wants to know about that, amirite?
@893947

Dude, no one said you had to EAT it :S

For my sociology project, I have to break the norm and note the reactions. I can't do anything illegal or morally frowned upon. Going around a crowded shopping mall with my friend and talking loudly about me being pregnant is a good idea, amirite?

When I did that I walked into a lift (elevator) with my friend and we both stood with our backs to the door. Everyone was really uncomfortable!

When you have a baby, you will not give them a name that they will be embarrassed of when they are older. Sure, the trend now is for unique names, but the line separating unique from abstract is pretty fine, amirite?
What do parents in Africa say to their kids to get them to finish their dinner, amirite?

not EVERYONE, in the WHOLE ENTIRE MASSIVE CONTINENT of Africa is starving......:P

They're right, us stupid Americans. Without which you wouldn't have, the submarine, the elavator, the burglar alarm, the typewriter, the electric fan, the dishwasher, the escalator, , AIR CONDITIONING, , , microsoft, space shuttle.... OH WAIT before you go call your friend to tell her this, you should know we invented that too,! amirite?
@Mein_Geist And if it weren't for swooping in, kinda lke Leeroy Jenkins, but being the victors, the Allied might've...

Which brings me to a joke: How do you get America to join a war? Tell them it's nearly over.

There is a HUGE plot hole in a Little Mermaid. Hasn't Ariel ever heard of WRITING? I bet if she'd just calmly written the situation down in an explanation that Eric could understand, she could have saved herself a LOT of trouble, amirite?
@Handsy She's a fucking mermaid, how could she write?

She signed her name in a contract to Ursula. Bam.

They're right, us stupid Americans. Without which you wouldn't have, the submarine, the elavator, the burglar alarm, the typewriter, the electric fan, the dishwasher, the escalator, , AIR CONDITIONING, , , microsoft, space shuttle.... OH WAIT before you go call your friend to tell her this, you should know we invented that too,! amirite?

Alright, calm down, you didn't invent them.

Guys should make the first move. Girls are supposed to have dignity. Besides if he doesn't even have the courage to tell you he likes you he isn't worth it, amirite?

Well, you just set the feminist movement back about 50 years.

It would be cool if facebook shut down for just one week to see the country's reaction, amirite?

well, facebook is worldwide.

When you have a baby, you will not give them a name that they will be embarrassed of when they are older. Sure, the trend now is for unique names, but the line separating unique from abstract is pretty fine, amirite?
Don't poke people on facebook. Poking leads to commenting.Commenting leads to talking on chat. Talking on chat leads to inboxing. Inboxing leads to meeting up. Meeting up leads to going out. Going out leads to sex. Sex leads to babys. So unless you want to have babys, don't poke people, amirite?

Save it for crappy Facebook like websites please mate.