stacieallyson

It's socially acceptable to have a 2.5 inch doodle, amirite?

Only if it's a cheese doodle....

Nobody likes bees, amirite?
@Keith_Stone That doesn't mean we have to like them. Assuming what you said was true.

It is, you should look it up. They are responsible for the majority of plant pollination. Even if you say you don't eat plants, live stock do. You may also think that other insects could do it as well, but plant growth would begin to slow and no longer suffice the worlds needs. Plus they make honey(:

When you walk by sofa machines you hit buttons to get a free soda/some money, amirite?
@ElectricPresident Yea! Didnt you hear?!

I wonder how many the machine can hold and how big it is

We close our eyelids to sleep. if you think about it, eyelids help us to ease our tiredness, nothing more. what if we cut out small circles in the middle of both eyelids allowing us to see through our eyelids as we close them. but that would also make us sleep. i am confused and you are confused, amirite?

You need eyelids to blink....

Asking someone who their favorite kardashian is is like asking them what their favorite STD is, amirite?

My favorite STD is the one I get from my favorite Kardashian

Adding croutons, cheese and dressing to a salad kind of defeats the purpose of eating a salad, amirite?

Without croutons, dressing and cheese, it's just lettuce, and therefore not a salad...

Why would I buy a medication from tv if one of the side effects is eventual death, amirite?

Eventual death?
We all die eventually

We close our eyelids to sleep. if you think about it, eyelids help us to ease our tiredness, nothing more. what if we cut out small circles in the middle of both eyelids allowing us to see through our eyelids as we close them. but that would also make us sleep. i am confused and you are confused, amirite?
What ever happened to all men striving to become Gentlemen? amirite?

One Word: Feminism

Usually names that modify Anonymous (e.g. Anonymouse, Anonymustard) but mine sucks, amirite?

I think you left a word out

Why are they called the Mario brothers, when Mario isnt their last name,amirite?

Actually, it is JumpMan Mario and Luigi Mario(:

Dear everyone complaining about pretty little liars spoilers on facebook, Ali isn't dead she just killed her twin sister Courtney. Oh and she is A, amirite?

Uh, isn't Mona A?

Big Time Rush....yup I give 'em 2 more years, then we'll see one as a gay stripper, one in jell, one as an underwear model and one in rehab. amirite?

Uh... what is jell?
you mean jail?
Hurry fix it before your 3 minutes are up

"I'm vegetarian but I eat fish" is a lot like saying "I'm not vegetarian", amirite?
@Yeah they are. The egg wasn't fertilized, therefore it wouldn't have been a chicken anyways, so it's okay to eat...

Dude, bite me. You must not have known myself and my mother have been pescetarian for over a year. Also, it's called sarcasm!

I hate it when you wear a push-up bra for the first time and you're at the mall with your friends and everything is going great until you get up and a guy "accidentally" runs into you and his hand "happens" to touch your boobs. And yes, this did happen to me. amirite?

No body really cares....
Just saying, that's a personal story...