stacilovesyou

Girls: You cannot orgasm from vaginal penetration alone, amirite?

Depends on how they angle their schlong

Sometimes when you make a really random typo, where none of the letters are in their right place, you wonder how naturally high you actually are. amirite?

You can't be naturally high.

Girls: Mother Nature sucks at gift-giving, amirite?

not another period post...

you hate when you spend hours getting your hair and outfit ready to get a text saying " can we rescedule?" amirite?

Maybe you should stop being so vain. No one needs hours to get ready

A soulmate is someone who's heart beats at the same frequency as your own. The closer you get, the greater your heartbeats' amplitude grows. Your hearts begin to resonate with each other, the nausea sets in, and the two of you are left recollecting every moment of your individual lives up to the single moment when you first met, realizing that there is no comparison. amirite?

that's pretty dumb

Why bother with pot when you can get a runner's high, amirite?

Runners high takes a lot more effort to get and isn't as fun as being stoned

i'm also glad i'm not a tampon

It's weird to think that you never really touch anyone, or anything because the electrons around the atoms of your body repel against the electrons of everything else. amirite?

Forever alone...

You've jaywalked before, amirite?
@1526512

omg hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa what a good visual

It sucks when you really want to lose weight but your parents won't buy healthy food, amirite?
@1526501

I missed your comments

If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@fangirl12 But there's no toher life at risk. If you treat someone for a car accident injury, they get treated and nothing...

Yes there is just as much risk. What you would be "killing" in an abortion is a clump of cells. If she catches it early enough, it still has the potential to grow into a kidney and is not at all human. In treating a woman for injuries, you kill bacteria. They're pretty much on the same level if you ask me.

If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@fangirl12 Pregnancy is much less dangerous than, you know... jumping out of a friggin plane.

I didn't say this to make a comparison on how dangerous it is. I was saying it to the people who say "oh she knew she could get pregnant so she has to go through with it" using that logic, you could say, even for something LESS extreme "they knew jaywalking was dangerous, therefore they must deal with their injuries and not go to the hospital" or in the case of skydiving as well.

ducks should say swag swag instead of quack quack because if you buy one in the morning when you are getting ready you could be like how do i look duck? and it would say swag swag, amirite?

POTD material right here...

You hate it when you're told that you look like one of your parents, and you don't think that parent is good-looking, amirite?

People say I look like my mom and I think she's super ugly :/