StagnantMooCowgirl

Guys: you hate this short hair trend on girls; girls with long hair are soo sexy, amirite?

uhm if a boy doesn't wanna date me because of the length of my hair, maybe i don't wanna date him either.

It should be illegal to have sex until you take a test that shows you will be sufficient parents, amirite?

i get that, and its awful what happens to kids, i agree with you. but people have been having sex since the dawn of time, and nothing is gonna keep it from happening. mostly, i think, we should focus on ways to keep people who do not want kids from having them.

We should stop having so much debate about abortion and just invest in better contraceptives, amirite?

lets face it, not a lot of people like wearing condoms, so would it be entirely unreasonable for people to create a birth control of sorts for guys? something that just makes them sterile while they're taking it? idk....i think it would be a good idea.

It's racist to have college scholarships based on ethnicity. Where's the middle-class-white-kid-from-the-suburbs scholarship, amirite?

if i live right next door to a black kid whose parents make the same amount of money as mine, he and i get the same grades and test scores ect...and he gets a scholarship simply because he's black? THATS racist.

Guys who drive compact cars: Your penis compensates for the size of your car, amirite?

and vice versa! if you have a huge lifted f450 with a smoke stack and that little metal ballsack thing, its compensating for the size of your microscopic penis.

We had a man talk to us about chastity today, and he suggested that couples don't even snuggle close together because boys will automatically want sex. It's annoying when people overgeneralize and think that every boy is a horny animal and every girl is a temptress just waiting to make him lose control, amirite?

in my media studies class we once watched a documentary about how everything aimed at teenagers was sex oriented. like one person said "teens have sex, and when they're not doing it, they're thinking about it or talking about it." i'm like ok, regardless of whether or not me and my friends een have sex lives, its litterally not what we talk about at all. yeah, occasionally, but not 24/7 like this idiot said.

You have a love-hate relationship with your cellphone. You can't imagine life without it..... And yet at the same time you want to smash the fucking thing with a sledge-hammer. Amirite?

its your baby, and your enemy all at once. i get it lol

It should be illegal to have sex until you take a test that shows you will be sufficient parents, amirite?

thats ridiculous. how are you supposed to study for that? you cant! because even people who are married and are trying for kids don't know 100% that they'll be good parents, nobody does! its not a science, its a feeling. buy a condom and get over yourself.

You want to make a 'Born This Way' t-shirt after the Glee episode, amirite?

i loved kurts "likes boys" one. man, that takes balls. i dunno what mine would say. something akin to "tummy" or something. i feel a little chunky, and it would probably do me some good to lose weight.

"Just The Way You Are" is basically saying how Bruno Mars only likes the girl for her looks. Great message to listeners, amirite?

i think the message was SUPPOSED to be that the girl was perfect the way she was and she didn't need to change anything about herself for him to love her...

People who state that "depression is just in the mind and depressed people should just get over it." are every ignorant people. It's not like depressed people don't want to be happy. It is a medical condition, just like cancer. Are they saying cancer patients should just get over that as well? amirite?

i feel like, even though a person can't just "get over" cancer, you would be able to overcome depression. it may be really hard and a long ridiculous struggle, but its a mental thing, and while it may be almost crippling, its not....litterally physical? you know? idk how to say it really. mind over matter i suppose.

Christina Aguilera was too busy learning all of those extra notes to remember the words to the national anthem, amirite?

you know what? she sings like jesus, and she was prolly nervous as fuck, i know i would be. everyone messes up every once in a while and she did WAAAAAAAY better than fergie.

I respect your pro life views, but think about it. If abortion were made illegal, women would just seek other ways for an abortion. Unsafe ways that could harm them. If they're extremely desperate they'd just go somewhere else where it was legal. Making it illegal doesn't stop it, amirite?
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then you are clearly part of the problem, not the solution. if abortions were illegal, and a womans only option is to put her baby up for adoption (say, in a case of financial instability etc...) then the amount of unwanted, unadopted children would skyrocket. where would all those children go? who would care for them and love them? surely not you, who believes adoption is the only choice for a woman but doesn't think you'll ever take one of those accidental babies. i wonder if thats a bit hypocritical? sure, someone might take those kids, and people obviously do adopt! but not every child gets adopted, and then what? we have an over population of kids that nobody wants or is willing to take.

Its truly disgusting when a girl thinks its okay to go into the beach/pool on her period WITHOUT wearing a pad or tampon. amirite?

the water may hold your period in for a little bit, but still, if you're not wearing at tampon it'll still come out. its like peeing in the pool! ughh

We should make a calendar that abruptly stops at a year, like the mayans to fuck with future generations, amirite?

my phone calendar goes to 2030, then jumps bakwards to 1900. what does that mean?