Abraham Lincoln may have freed all men, but Sam Colt made them equal, amirite?

Abraham Lincoln was actually a racist and if he could have handled the war without freeing any slaves, he would have done it.

more people would where sunscreen if it didnt smell like asshole, amirite?

I like how it smells

It's always surprising when you find a new freckle, amirite?

they could mean cancer, go to the doctor.

Cannibals won't eat babies because they don't eat man-made food, amirite?
Cannibals won't eat babies because they don't eat man-made food, amirite?
You secretly love it when your friends wish you happy birthday on facebook, amirite?

i agree, and why does it have to be a secret?

Cannibals won't eat babies because they don't eat man-made food, amirite?
Jews are Gods punishment for the Holocaust, amirite?
@1151739

uh, because it doesn't make sense?

Not anymore, now facebook reminds everyone.

he kinda looks like shrek

You wish your posts had some negative 'No Way's, Amirite?

here, have another.

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Nobody ever eats their fortune cookie before reading their fortune, amirite?

i eat fortune cookies because they taste good, not for a lame piece of paper inside.

Drinking and driving. Two words that should never be put together, amirite?

i'm drinking orange juice and in like, 5 minutes i'm driving to quick check

It seems like in every basketball game in a movie or TV show the team scores the winning basket in the very last second of the game, amirite?

It's all fixed

When you're eating dinner at someone's house, you always leave a little food on your plate. You don't wanna eat everything and have them think you're a pig or eat too little and have them think you don't like the food, amirite?

i can see your logic, and it almost makes sense, but i always finish my food :D