It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine", amirite?
If a person is morally against homosexuality, but is also a person that would treat a homosexual individual the same as any other individual, that person doesn't deserve to be called a homophobe and reprimanded for expressing their views on the topic. amirite?
@wobbuffet Being morally against homosexuality is like being morally against being female. The idea of it is completely...

I'll also reiterate the point I made on a post abut racism the other day: a person who is morally against homosexuality is not going to treat gay people the same. Being irrational and being rational are both separate processes in the brain, and a person cannot simultaneously maintain both. Look up cognitive dissonance. I won't even bother to elaborate because the same people vote YYA and favorite these posts all the time. As usual, amirite voters behave like sheep after a grueling series of lobotomies...

How are male cheerleaders considered gay? They're the ones who get to touch girls and look up their skirts, while football players are the ones touching and laying all over other guys. amirite?

I think they're both straight sports. No people ever give Football credit, nor do they give cheerleading credit. Footballs not just banging head and tackling, you have to be in really really good condition to play it. You need to be fast, and storng, as well as dedicated. Im sure most football players do not ENJOY sticking their hand between some other guys legs. But male cheerleaders need to be athletic, strong, and dedicated to. They're both athletes, the only deifference is the way people view them.

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

Oh thanks. I needed some batteries.

Gay people: you get really offended when two straight people try to get married. It's different from how you practice marriage and it is automatically morally wrong to do something different. amirite?

I don't hate heterosexuals; I just hate heterosexuality.

In an all girls school, why do girls wear their skirts so short? Amirite?

Because there's only one male teacher and they are all fighting for him. troll smilie

The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material, amirite?
Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?
@andrewmenoff I think girls might be offended

I knew a girl who once masturbated, this post is too offensive.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?






Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

Sometimes, you look at a little kid and think "That kid's gonna be hot when they grow up," then you feel creepy, amirite?
It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?

Yes. Straight people never sin ever. So only they can get married.

Certain conspiracy theories make you want to take a hammer to your skull. amirite?

This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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