+334What has 600 arms, 600 legs, and 14 pubic hairs? The front row of a Justin Bieber concert. amirite?
+372Jewish women want their men circumcised because they won't touch anything unless it's 20% off, amirite?
+72You only update your Facebook so much so that, in case you are ever framed for theft, burglary, genocide, etc., you have a proper alibi, amirite?
+5Christians: You get annoyed when Non-Christians don't understand that the Bible passages you quote at them are 100% the word of God for ever and ever, and the Bible passages they quote at you are just metaphors that weren't meant to be taken literally, amirite?
+71For all we know Rebecca Black could be a mermaid. I mean, we've never heard her sing underwater, amirite?
+112It would be interesting if J.K. Rowling pulled a George Lucas and wrote prequels to Harry Potter, amirite?
+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+1,389It sucks when your boyfriend/girlfriend leaves you for your obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. Amirite?
+528Our world would be nothing if nobody had a sense of humor or sarcasm, amirite?