Stereotypesexist

We find it adorable when animals behave like humans but not the other way around, amirite?
Since no-one in the restaurant is interested in what's on your plate, it's weird that you think anyone on social media might be, amirite?
We're not very creative when it comes to naming sports. amirite?
Cats meow at humans different than each other. They listen to us and imitate us. Meows are cat for human. Cats were named after their meows in ancient Egypt. Meaning humans named cats the cat word for human. amirite?
@Nickyikky I don't have a source but I think I recall a trustful source saying cats meowing to humans is a distinctive way...

I heard somewhere at some point that cats try to mimic the sounds of human infants to get more attention and food from humans because it triggers that nurture instinct

No dude wants a 20 year old car, but every dude wants a 20 year old girlfriend. amirite?
In ancient times, people might have added sweat to food to make it taste better. amirite?
A corndog is a popsicle if you don't cook it. amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon On that note, wouldn't anything frozen on a stick be considered as a popsicle?

I think the answer to this is no, so an uncooked corndog is, now hear me out, a frozen corn dog.

it'd be a lot cooler if the guy that killed Lincoln was John Stamos Booth, amirite?

The cabin the unabomber lived in.

The biggest thing you'll ever see, seems to be the the smallest thing you ever saw. amirite?

Now imagine that just a spoon of these little dots weight more than 1 ton

If you are a taxpayer, then technically all the cops are under your payroll. amirite?

Be sure you tell the judge

The vast majority of the sky is actually below our feet. amirite?

I'm suddenly very conscious of all that sky beneath me. Did I mention I'm not a fan of heights

if Benedict Cumberbatch makes you eggs, regardless of style, they are eggs Benedict. amirite?
One must wonder why we cook bacon, yet we bake cookies. amirite?

Bacon is sometimes baked when cooked in large batches at restaurants.

The easiest way to burn calories is by letting your food cook in the pan too long, amirite?

I can't tell if this is a pun on "burn" or if you actually think cooking lowers caloric intake.

if a computer overheats, it freezes, amirite?

Great premise for a riddle.