ITS GON RAIN
I guess I forgot to mention I'd never read it either.
Not the bastard child, made from 6 not wearing a condom. He never knew his dad, and his mom beat him, because he ruined her life. Everyday he gets made fun of at school for being poor and fatherless. He hates the joke, because to him it's not a joke.
"Hey Baby, i love to crawl all over your floors and stick random things in my mouth"
Oh my bacon must be done.
they got older and held hands in the hallways and NO ONE NOTICED BECAUSE HARRY FUCKING POTTER WITH HIS TEENAGE EMOTIONS AND HETEROSEXUALITY OVERSHADOWED ALL THE GOOD TIMES. And after the Battle of Hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a Pygmy Puff and they named it after Harry because they really are quite fond of Harry. Dean never lets Seamus cook. Sometimes they’ll laugh over that one time they broke up and Dean dated Ginny and giggle over the fact that now she’s boning the guy who never noticed their love, amirite?
I repeat words for emphasis. EMPHASIS.
Blue murdered my family.
Definitely in my top 9.
Almost being murdered at the age of 1 by a dark wizard and surviving, but with both of your parents dying and having the wizard stalk and try to kill you for nearly 7 years of your life. And in the mean time, your best friend is a ginger.
Exactly. Usually I say "star" but one time in front of my friends I said "asterisk" and they all became silent.
Well OP did say "cry the shit out of yourself"