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When you think about it, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler, amirite?

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ITS GON RAIN

Anonymous +10Reply

6 probably only spread the 7-8-9 rumor to cover up the things 6 and 9 do together, amirite?

@ShakinBacon Leviticus is in the Old Testament...Shouldn't you know that...GOD!

I guess I forgot to mention I'd never read it either.

God_the_Almighty +49Reply

6 probably only spread the 7-8-9 rumor to cover up the things 6 and 9 do together, amirite?

@Nachos 69 jokes. How everyone loves them.

Not the bastard child, made from 6 not wearing a condom. He never knew his dad, and his mom beat him, because he ruined her life. Everyday he gets made fun of at school for being poor and fatherless. He hates the joke, because to him it's not a joke.

DandyLion +36Reply

Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?

"Hey Baby, i love to crawl all over your floors and stick random things in my mouth"

TheShamWowGuy +31Reply

There was this woman on the bus that was breast-feeding in public. An elderly woman stood up and yelled "How dare you do that in public! Do you know how disgusting that is?". Looking back, it probably wasn't the best time to masturbate, amirite?

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Oh my bacon must be done.

i_am_boreeeed +5Reply

Sometimes I think that Dean and Seamus had a thing. I mean, think about it, it’s not like anyone else in their year would notice, hell, they could probably have had sex in the dorm while Harry, Ron, and Neville weren't there and no one would’ve noticed because Harry would have been angsting and Ron would have been thinking about banging Hermione and Neville would have been too caught up in a cloud of his own BAMFness to hear. They just made out all the time and fooled around a little once... amirite?

they got older and held hands in the hallways and NO ONE NOTICED BECAUSE HARRY FUCKING POTTER WITH HIS TEENAGE EMOTIONS AND HETEROSEXUALITY OVERSHADOWED ALL THE GOOD TIMES. And after the Battle of Hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a Pygmy Puff and they named it after Harry because they really are quite fond of Harry. Dean never lets Seamus cook. Sometimes they’ll laugh over that one time they broke up and Dean dated Ginny and giggle over the fact that now she’s boning the guy who never noticed their love, amirite?

Albert_Einstein +9Reply

This is probably going to be very controversial, but if sexualities such as gay and bi are supported, then sexualities such as pedophilia and necrophilia should be supported too, right? I'm not saying I WANT or SUPPORT pedophilia or necrophilia, and I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, but following our own rules, all sexualities should be allowed, amirite?

@pikabeau It's called necroPHILIA and pedoPHILIA for a reason. They are not sexualities, they are fetishes. HomoSEXUALITY...

I repeat words for emphasis. EMPHASIS.

iamnotright123 +89Reply

Seriously who DOESN'T like the color blue? Nothing not to like, amirite?

Blue murdered my family.

Serg +10Reply

Percy Weasley is really underrated, without him Fred and George's jokes wouldn't be nearly as fun, amirite?

@BeatrixNemesis I love Percy. He's one of my favourite Weasleys.

Definitely in my top 9.

SemiColin +230Reply

There's literally nothing worse than having a relative with Alzheimer's, amirite?

Almost being murdered at the age of 1 by a dark wizard and surviving, but with both of your parents dying and having the wizard stalk and try to kill you for nearly 7 years of your life. And in the mean time, your best friend is a ginger.