Did you know our mouths evolved to chew food before we swallow it?
Or what being put in a potato sack and thrown in a river feels like
What about vaping cannabis? That's totally fine, right?
Toothpick and corkscrew. They were clearly made for fancy wine and cheese parties. That sounds peaceful to me.
Well, that Opie kid from Andy Griffith grew up to be pretty good looking.
Did you jump over the border? Cause that's not how it works at the gas pump
Take all the zeroes and ones and break them
You mean that plant from my therapists office also came from my mom's vagina?
No. Water is pumped up from deep underground. Before the water is pumped up it filters down through the earth. Taking many many years.
Surface water is not for drinking without treatment. Unless you want to risk getting really sick.
Fun dream,not possible. If things like this were possible everyone would be obese sadly
Imagine being in a band of afventurers and having to go into not!Shelob's lair to get this ultra rare, razor-sharp metallic spider silk for that edgelord bard you met 30 minutes ago, who is going to use it as string for his lute.
Now, imagine you're the edgelord bard and you're going with them.
That's why I keep the window open so it's at least diluted
Im sharing this knowledge I have
u can rest easy knowing that nobody around u knows how to wank a willy
Everybody u see was once sperm