falling in love with fictional characters and celebrities
Shut up and let me see your jazz hands.
Thanks, Charlie Sheen.
I dunno, I'm not Catholic, but I still celebrate lent. It's just a choice whether you do it or not at my church. It's suggested, not required.
I liked your joke though.
everyone but joe jonas.
Yeah, because the acid in your stomach would disintegrate them. Fun thought.
Thanks, Coach Carr!
Your situation's one of those "my life is a perfect scene for a romantic comedy, but it's probably not gonna work out like that" type things, it seems.
I JUST read The Fault in Our Stars today! My favorite of John Green's stuff so far. ....dfbta :D
That's from a T-shirt, right? I think my friend has one
Ditto. But that's because I just don't look where I'm going.
When my teacher's sister was in middle school, there were three pregnant sixth graders.
Well, I, for one, am tired of all of my big-boobed friends having guys flock to them and being discarded all the time. Actually, maybe I'm just a horrible person. -_- But it's hard not to be jealous, especially because body structure isn't something you can control naturally.
Dumbledore/Mrs Norris fanfiction.
Most disgusting this I've ever read, except perhaps the 'Clubs and Spades' one that I just wasted 40 seconds of my life skimming over.