I think it would be classier if he said it with a british accent too.
Valentines day is one of the best days of the year though.
If you're in a relationship, great.
If you aren't, go to a restaurant and slip fake engagement rings into glasses of champagne or leave a positive pregnancy test on the sink of a male friend in a relationship. Fun can be had by all.
To kill a mockingbird
When I was 15 i was so sick of trying to remember how long the month was I decided bleeding from my vagina once a month would be a super way to keep track.
I didn't have a groundhog on groundhog day :(
Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.
the "hard" way
Probably the scene where Dumbledore leaves him on the Dursley's doorstep
There is no I in team but there are three in narcissistic and they are all quite handsome.
If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.
This calls for a hotline!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
Baby eating a cracker. Get it? GET IT?!
okay i'm done -.-
This is interesting to watch