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It is much classier to ask a girl's permission to kiss her than just going in for the kill amirite?

I think it would be classier if he said it with a british accent too.

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Valentines day is one of the best days of the year though.

If you're in a relationship, great.

If you aren't, go to a restaurant and slip fake engagement rings into glasses of champagne or leave a positive pregnancy test on the sink of a male friend in a relationship. Fun can be had by all.

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

To kill a mockingbird

Practicing homosexuality is not a trait a person is born with, you don't see a 10 year old talking with a fake gay lisp. amirite?
@AXiDE You also don't see a 10 year old with a deep man's voice, so I guess it's a choice when your vocal pitch drops too.

When I was 15 i was so sick of trying to remember how long the month was I decided bleeding from my vagina once a month would be a super way to keep track.

Anonymous +111Reply
You didn't have a valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day, or a father on Father's Day, so shut up. Amirite?

I didn't have a groundhog on groundhog day :(

Anonymous +186Reply
You would win American Idol if they let you bring a shower on stage, amirite?

Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.

Do NOT wear sweat pants in public whilst going through puberty. amirite?
Today, Daniel Radcliffe admitted he was drunk while filming some scenes for the Harry Potter movies. Now you're really curious which scenes those are, amirite?

Probably the scene where Dumbledore leaves him on the Dursley's doorstep

Anonymous +134Reply
There may be no "I" in "team", but there's also no "us" or "we." It seems like coaches should spend less time figuring out which one syllable words aren't in "team" and more time thinking up better motivational speeches, amirite?

There is no I in team but there are three in narcissistic and they are all quite handsome.

When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
@Favvkes After I watched Hocus Pocus, I looked up "virgin" in the dictionary and din't get it

If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.

It's difficult to hear people say, "Cheer up, you have so much to live for" when you're going through depression because it's not like suddenly I'll say, "You know what? You're totally right. I'm all cheered up now!", amirite?

This calls for a hotline!

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

The show "Toddlers & Tiaras" was only named that because "Strippers in Training" and "My Mother has Self-Esteem Issues" weren't catchy enough titles. amirite?
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
@EpicBoy For diversity http://ctrlv.in/44681

http://ctrlv.in/44688
Baby eating a cracker. Get it? GET IT?!
okay i'm done -.-

A girl who has been best friends with a guy since 6th grade has more claim over him than his girlfriend of three weeks, amirite?