+154There should be an online library, where you can go read ANY book for free. It's annoying to either drive yourself to the library or buy a book you'll read only once, amirite?
+47You so wish that you could remove your excess body fat and give it to a starving animal or kid, amirite?
+20It took our Founding Fathers 116 days to write the entire Constitution but it takes the Congress these days four years to pass a bill on turning right on red lights, amirite?
+1,511Sitting on the toilet backwards. Think about it, that little tank on the back of the bowl opens up a world of possibilities. You can take a nap, eat a bowl of cereal, finish your homework, file a tax return, pratice origimi, train your pokemon for the elite four, mow the lawn, wash the dog, cure cancer, take out a 2nd mortage on your house, punch a politician... or shit backwards, amirite?
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+2,862Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?