I know some kids who want to join the military because they like Call of Duty.
PSSH. I know Canada SOOOOO well.
They live in igloos and ride to school on polar bears. On rare occassions, one of them becomes and internet sensation and is forced down to our country, becoming an even bigger hit when signed to a record label. And they all play hockey.
On and off.
Congrats on watching Colbert. Good job.
I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.
what does holding in poop have to do with evolution?
Shit already went down. Shit is always going down. Tornadoes and Indian attacks and tsunamis and plagues of locusts, slave rebellions and solar eclipses and hordes of vikings come to pillage, volcanoes and freak lightning strikes and houses foolishly built on fault lines, packages lost in the mail and plummeting coconuts and poisonous snakes that get into people's homes and just ruin everyone's day, terrorists and extremists and boyfriends who cheat and toilets that get frequently clogged. The world is full of shit. It has always been full of shit. We see natural disasters of some sort at least once a month. Somewhere a forest is burning, a murderer is plotting, a religious fanatic is predicting the next apocalypse, and lava is slowly oozing out from a volcano in Hawaii. Shit went down in our parents lives, and our grandparents lives, and in the lives of the cavemen from whom we descended. Oh, you're a creationist? Well I'm sure some shit went down in God's workshop while he tried to figure out how to get our feet on straight. This post is meaningless. It means nothing.
Oh look, I told you off. Some shit just went down.
Instead of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Harry Potter and There Was Some Rule During The Holidays That Students Are Allowed To Wear Muggle Clothes For Some Reason
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, try to make the customer feel good.
Patrick: Got it.
Patrick: I LOVE YOU.
You are a "Class A" suckeroonie if you believed this post.
"I have to poop." - My 5 year old cousin.
Damn, I have a pretty good imagination.