+772If you were to have twins, you would want them to have rhyming names-- Like Jake and Blake, or Purple and Waitfuck, amirite?
+1,193it sucks when you're trying to eat cereal and the last 4 pieces are just like "try and catch me bitch", amirite?
+901Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
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+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+2,610Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds, amirite?
+1,345The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. amirite?
+590The best way to pass time in the car is sleeping. But it's really annoying when everyone starts freaking out that you're "driving off the road," and "hitting other cars.", amirite?