+590The best way to pass time in the car is sleeping. But it's really annoying when everyone starts freaking out that you're "driving off the road," and "hitting other cars.", amirite?
+368sometimes you're talking to someone ridiculously attractive and you're just like "Sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex i was having with you in my head.", amirite?
+577you would probably exercise more if it didn't involve so much exercise, amirite?
+481when you were the line leader in elementary school, all the other kids were pretty much your bitches, amirite?
+380long distance relationships suck. You really wish you could just move the fridge to your room, amirite?
+384the ultimate walk of shame is when you have to put something back in the store because your mom said no, amirite?
+132how real men eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat solid block of noodles 3. Drink boiling water 4. Snort powder 5. Fuck Bitches
+283after turning in a really hard test, you look around the room until you make eye contact with someone else in the class and you both do that "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" look. amirite?
+382Sometimes you're on the internet and you come across some inspirational quotes and you're like "Wow, I'm gonna apply that to my life," and then you realize you're spending your life alone on the computer, amirite?
+260writing poetry must be really difficult for blind people. "roses are black, voiolets are black........oh fuck it.", amirite?
+201It's pretty strange how every character in Finding Nemo, even the humans, speak the same language except for the whale, amirite?