+24Everyone needs to cut Amanda Bynes some slack. Her mom is stuck in a hot air balloon somewhere.
+107learning how to stop drop and roll in elementary school led you to believe that catching on fire would be a more frequent occurrence in your life
+27Drake and Josh acted like the giant open space between their kitchen and living room was a 2-foot-thick wall of soundproof concrete
+169Girl Scout cookie season is strategically placed right as everyone is giving up their New Years resolutions. Those bitches aren't messing around
+113It would be fun if there was a website dedicated to making posts of things people would never say. Such as "that cheerleading uniform makes you look very intelligent," and "your crocs are really turning me on."
+48Anyone who has a time machine and isn't using it to go back in time hundreds of years and give pop rocks to people needs to rethink their priorities
+104it'd be funny if the Mayans ended the calendar a day early just to fuck with everyone, so while we're all sitting here having a good laugh about how stupid the Mayans were we all just got killed.
+21How many times can we quote mean girls until it stops being funny? The limit does not exist
+10First question on the ACT: 2+3=? Last question on the ACT: if a<b<c<d<60, then what is the ratio of a to b in the polygon DACB?
+63It's ironic that weed was legalized in Colorado... the highest state above sea level in America
+132how real men eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat solid block of noodles 3. Drink boiling water 4. Snort powder 5. Fuck Bitches
+201It's pretty strange how every character in Finding Nemo, even the humans, speak the same language except for the whale, amirite?
+112Drinking game for November-December: Take a shot every time someone announces the number of days until Christmas.