I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?

The voice in my head that read this sounded reaaaaaaally stoned.

Girls: Sometimes you feel bad because you have to pretend to guys that you have your period each month. They probably know it's a myth and that we have them only each couple of years. amirite?

Why did you reveal the secret?! There's a price on your head now.

When you buy clothes that are like American Eagle, HCo, A&F, or Aeropostale, you are just paying for the name... the clothes are actually crap and you know that, amirite?

American Eagle has some pretty good jeans. The ones I buy there always last me a long time.

Liberals really need to stop asking for change. Too much change at once is not good. How would you like it if your son or daughter kept going up to you asking to do something? It gets annoying doesn't it? Besides it raises our taxes. Who likes taxes?? amirite?
@ClaireTheBozo You know what they say about education... money is more important!

Of course. Who needs books? We got Jesus and loads of money!

Jesus was liberal. ;D

Not that I'm a pothead or anything, but everyone who condems and judges people who do smoke weed have most likely never smoked it, and don't know what it's really like, so they shouldn't criticize people who do smoke. Amirite?
@We don't have to do drugs to know that it will fuck you up. We've seen it in friends. We know the consequences, so...

It's one drug, not drugs. One that is basically harmless. It's the own person's fault if they let their life go down the shithole. There's plenty of productive members of society who smoke weed. The main point of this post is to get people to stop being so rude to the potheads. Most of us are quite intelligent and hate being lumped in with the idiotic people who do it just to be cool, or try to be the stereotype.

It's frustrating when people feel as if doing various drugs makes them artistic. Its on the same level as athletes doing steroids; you're cheating. A truly creative person doesn't need drugs to come up with deep and crazy stuff, amirite?

LSD is like a tour of every imaginative fold in your brain. Try it, then tell me if it's cheating.

If Anthony hosted an Amirite party for all of us, the theme would be Harry Potter, there would be a Justin Bieber Pinata, the DJ would be Pedo Bear playing our crazy remixes of Dynamite, we should share "Dear ___" letters, and a HUGE religion argument would erupt when half the table says grace before eating, amirite?

I think there would be a mass murder, soooo I would not be attending.

Taco Bell is paradise for high people. The food is delicious, and the sassy little messages on the sauce packets are hilarious, amirite?
@FredWeasley Dude, I am so sorry.

I'm like 98% sure the cashier saw all the hope die in my eyes when she told me they stopped making them. She felt so bad.

Women: Why do you feel the need to talk during sex? Don't get me wrong, some of the things you say are sexy, but other times, you constantly ask some really dumb shit. Pussy ain't supposed to come with a pop quiz, amirite?

Who asks questions? I thought it was more commands.

What’s the point of the History Channel? I mean really? Who’s flipping though the channels and is like: “YES! A documentary on the French Revolution!”? amirite?

I love the history channel, it's much more interesting than the garbage they have on MTV.

Abortion isn't necessarily a bad thing. Its crueler to bring a child into the world where it is unwanted and possibly has irresponsible parents than to abort it. amirite?
i love it when teachers yell at you for texting, when their phone is sitting on their desk..amirite?
there is no reason at all for marijuana to be illegal. Its not heroine, cocaine, or anything hard like that, and it dont lead to that. alcohol and tabacco use are "gateway" drugs, marijuana can help alot of people if made legal throughout the U.S.A. amirite?

Try telling that to someone who believes all the anti-pot propaganda.

Instead of fucking bitching about Justin beiber and Miley Cyrus, you should maybe get a job and learn to ignore whatever you don't like, cuz you complaining is worse than those little girls with the singer's face everywhere, amirite?

Just out of curiousity, why is the only other option getting a job?

The Democratic Party is a bunch of uneducated morons, amirite?