The voice in my head that read this sounded reaaaaaaally stoned.
Why did you reveal the secret?! There's a price on your head now.
American Eagle has some pretty good jeans. The ones I buy there always last me a long time.
Girls don't fart.
He really needs to stop comparing himself to musicians who are actually talented.
I think there would be a mass murder, soooo I would not be attending.
No one says you have to be funny on here.
How else are they supposed to learn their language?
I was going to watch it regardless of my relationship status.
I love the history channel, it's much more interesting than the garbage they have on MTV.
I went to a hockey game and they zoomed in on these two people sitting together awkwardly. They wouldn't kiss and everyone booed them.
My school won't let us have holes in our jeans, not even the little fringe looking stuff on the pockets. It's so damn difficult to buy pants now, since almost every other pair has some sort of hole or fringe on it. It's ridiculous.
No, asshole. I live in a rural area. Most rural schools don't offer AP courses.
I've seen some crazy bitches take on huge guys. It was kind of scary.
That might be cold if you're from Florida.