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You find it ironic that white cars hide dirt better than black cars do, amirite?

I thought of it as people will suspect dirty deeds of a black car quicker than a white car.

@crazyllamas Not all teen girls are stupid. I hope you know that.

False. A study performed by the UN found that 100% of girls (ages 10 to 19) were incompetent in the fields of reading, writing, and mathematics. They did, however, score a perfect rating in the fields of cooking, cleaning, and sandwich making.

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?

They're like the Bob Marley's of the animal kingdom.

When you're high, if you eat something it always feels like you've been chewing for like three hours, amirite?
@LonelyIsland missing out on destroying our bodies?

hippie voice Missing out on expanding your horizons dude

If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? amirite?

A better question would be, "What is the air-speed of an unladen European swallow?"

It's weird how the Extreme Conservatives say they stand for less Government when they are the ones who want the government to; stop the building building of mosques, interfere with Gay marriage, stop the gay lifestyle, stop abortions, make everyone follow the bible, and to enforce a Christianized lifestyle. Amirite?

Yep. These are the same people who rant and rave about how the government is taking away their freedoms, and then turn around and try to take away the freedoms of anyone who isn't a heterosexual, Christian male.