+3,796I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
+2,461Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?
+263Just because I've smoked pot doesn't mean I'm a bad person! I still get good grades, get along well with my parents, and have activities outside of school, amirite?
+317Pledge allegiance to the entire earth. Be a patriot of the whole world. Amirite?
+2,115"Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's." amirite?
+405College Students: forget all they tell you about having to give the professors or TAs "favours" in order to get a good grade. If you work hard, you'll do well. If not, there are still plenty of opportunities to suckseed, amirite?
+90Although I am atheist, I do not have a problem with people who believe in a higher power. Belief and adherence to a religion gives a person peace of mind. However, I have a problem when an individual uses their religious beliefs to be hateful to others. That is not right, but amirite?
+47"Ash is a faggot. I don't give a fuck what nobody say. Ash is gay. Every season he gets a new female partner and he ain't fuck not one. Not one bitch. He ain't never bent one over and said: "Let me give you this Pokèdick." I would have been fucking all my female companions every goddamn episode. They wouldn't call it Pokèmon they'd call it Pokèahoe." Black guys love Pokèmon too. amirite?
-40Not that I'm a pothead or anything, but everyone who condems and judges people who do smoke weed have most likely never smoked it, and don't know what it's really like, so they shouldn't criticize people who do smoke. Amirite?
+622Today, people are too judgmental and self-conscious, they take things too literally, they become lazier by the second, and their vocabulary is depreciating from all the slang and acronyms they try to make from every word. amirite?