+171What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, somebody already told her twice, amirite?
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+180How does a redneck mom know when her daughters on her period? Her son's dick tastes different, amirite?
+196You should've seen Emma at work today - short black miniskirt that was just tight enough to emphasize the curve of her shapely buttocks. Her white blouse, with buttons undone low enough to let you see her black bra which is tight enough and low enough to give you just a tiny suggestion of bare nipples. I've got no chance with her though. For some reason she thinks I'm a pervert. amirite?
+191As a young boy I was concerned with the Earth, how we were damaging it with pollution. I was worried for the welfare for all the endangered species, how we were eradicating whole species with every skyscraper we built or every gas-guzzling car that was made. Then I learned how to masturbate. amirite?
-19Obviously, today's music is WAY better than the old "classic rock" shit because we use modern technology like computers and Autotune, and not obsolete instruments like guitars and drums, amirite?
-20It's scientifically proven that most (if not all) Muslims are born with a certain hormone that makes them aggressive, angry a lot, want to work as cab drivers and/or at electronic stores, and hate America. There is no reason they should be allowed to build a Mosque at Ground Zero, amirite?