Among 7.8 billion+ people on planet Earth, there has to be at least one person with superpowers. amirite?

no it hasn't

People who swear a lot are usually more honest than those who don't. amirite?

I think most lies are done to avoid confrontation. I'm sure more confrontational people do lie less.

Growing up as the youngest in the family is such a disadvantage when it comes to family arguments. You've been to school the least amount of years and your brain is the least developed. You're likely going to lose. amirite?

You're forgetting one very important thing

Favouritism

As the youngest your parents almost always favor you or you just don't get as harsley punished for your sins

The disposable diapers you wore as an infant are likely still intact and sitting in the middle of a landfill somewhere…, amirite?

Lots of us were alive before disposables.

If the many-universe theory is right then there must be some universes that are the same because different scenarios still led to the same outcome. amirite?

Nope each universe is unique in it's own way. (Did I do it right)

Flynn rider only chopped off Rapunzel's head hair could she still heal people with the rest of her body hair, amirite?

she could heal people?

One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

Already happened, it's the antivaxers who only consume horse dewormer as medicine

The skills you really want can't be taught, but they can be learned. amirite?

So true. There is a wealth of accurate info out there that can be used to educate people globally

Evil is not a thing by itself - but merely the absence of Good. amirite?

Couldn't you say the same in reverse?

Writing a diary is considered sane and respectable but talking to yourself is considered crazy and bizarre. amirite?
A mouse dies in the mouse trap because it doesn't understand why the cheese is free, amirite?
Darts are a game where you practice yet another skill that guns made obsolete. amirite?

I dont know when you think people ever threw darts?

Putting down an animals that suffers is the "humane" thing to do, but in most cases humans with a condition that causes permanent suffering are kept alive as long as possible. amirite?

Two assumptions there:

1. It is humane to end an animal's life prematurely.
2. Humans are worth the same as animals.

Moral decisions are difficult.

Be careful that the is not bar so low that inconvenient people get killed unnecessarily.

It is _very_ important that it be difficult for humans to kill other humans.

It would actually be good for the world if a lot of humanity were to die off. amirite?

Corona is working on it. Shhh...don't tell the stupid people.

Life is a free trial of immortality, amirite?

no thanks!