I could say the same thing. You do not understand Islam and you will go to Hell unless you reject Christ and accept Allah.
You were damaged by the media forcing images of Islamic terrorism upon you from a young age, and brainwashed to believe in Christ by your parents, which repelled you from The True Lord. Maybe you should see a therapist so you can become less deluded.
You won't believe that, so why should I believe you?
I was afraid of dying for a long time, since I do not believe in the afterlife. I'm not sure if this will help you, but the logic in it helped me a lot.
"If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?"
I think a lot of the fear around death is in the thinking that you will be able to perceive what is happening, but you will not. After you are dead you will not be in pain, you will not be afraid, you won't have time to think "oh shit, I'm dead, this is awful, I've left so many things unsaid." You will just cease to be, that's it.
I will never understand you humans. "The thing I like is getting the recognition it deserves and other people really enjoy it too. This SUCKS."
When the wind blows, the beat will drop drop drop drop dropdropdropdropsropsropdrop dirty bit.
"Now what do we say, class?"
"I do not consent to any searches, officer."
"Very good!"
And it was hilarious. Only thing I'd change is that America would say "I'm NOT mad at you."
Other excellent points: everyone who supports hunting was not a deer.
Everyone who supports eating broccoli is not broccoli.
Everyone who supports abortion can own a bus our wear a hat.
Jesus is his own father.
I think you skipped the possibility of him being a horse somewhere in there.
I could say the same thing. You do not understand Islam and you will go to Hell unless you reject Christ and accept Allah.
You were damaged by the media forcing images of Islamic terrorism upon you from a young age, and brainwashed to believe in Christ by your parents, which repelled you from The True Lord. Maybe you should see a therapist so you can become less deluded.
You won't believe that, so why should I believe you?
How the hell should I know?
I was afraid of dying for a long time, since I do not believe in the afterlife. I'm not sure if this will help you, but the logic in it helped me a lot.
"If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?"
I think a lot of the fear around death is in the thinking that you will be able to perceive what is happening, but you will not. After you are dead you will not be in pain, you will not be afraid, you won't have time to think "oh shit, I'm dead, this is awful, I've left so many things unsaid." You will just cease to be, that's it.
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who tried to find one that didn't work.
'To drown the naked mole rat? No.. spank the monkey? Damnit no, that's a known one, keep it together man!'
"It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you on the internet?"
"Because I've lost control of my life."
I think ;0bd is someone winking with a really big nose licking a baseball cap.
I completely thought the trash can was a cupcake..