It's kind of annoying how everyone is suddenly jumping on the Hunger Games bandwagon because of the movie. amirite?

I will never understand you humans. "The thing I like is getting the recognition it deserves and other people really enjoy it too. This SUCKS."

Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?

I wager on the existence of the Abrahamic god
I pick the wrong version of him, and the correct version sends me to hell

I instead decide to believe in all religions
The real god is pissed that I didn't only believe in him
I burn in hell

I wager to believe in the Christian god
I'm right
He can read my thoughts and knows I only did it to try to avoid hell
I burn until the end of time

Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?
@StickCaveman I'm just fighting a stereotype with another stereotype. Please don't take this post seriously.

And it was hilarious. Only thing I'd change is that America would say "I'm NOT mad at you."

I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. Amirite?

That's a theory of mine, that anyone could fall in love with or become best friends with anyone if they truly knew them.

You wonder what songs they're going to rape with autotune next. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are-are-are-are-are-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re, dirty bit...", amirite?
@DavidSedano Rock-a my babyyy-yyy-yyy ohhh-ohhh babyyyyy on the tree-eee-eee-ee toooooooooop

When the wind blows, the beat will drop drop drop drop dropdropdropdropsropsropdrop dirty bit.

Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?
@Suzywao I wager on the existence of the Abrahamic god I pick the wrong version of him, and the correct version sends me...

I could say the same thing. You do not understand Islam and you will go to Hell unless you reject Christ and accept Allah.

You were damaged by the media forcing images of Islamic terrorism upon you from a young age, and brainwashed to believe in Christ by your parents, which repelled you from The True Lord. Maybe you should see a therapist so you can become less deluded.

You won't believe that, so why should I believe you?

You were pissed after reading The Hunger Games Mockingjay at the end when Katniss ended up with Haymitch, and Peeta and Gale went gay and ended up together, amirite?
@runnerdude Jesus dies.

Jesus is his own father.

I should ask her to marry me when I get back from Iraq, amirite?

How the hell should I know?

It would suck if the girls in the hunger games were all on their periods. amirite?

I don't WANT to kill people today! I just want to curl up in my shelter and east ice cream and watch shitty romance films! ...Dammit body this is no time to be aroused, people are dying!

You like the red and pink starbursts more than you like the yellow and orange ones, amirite?

I completely thought the trash can was a cupcake..

If you go to see "The Hunger Games," you shouldn't buy any popcorn, just to get in the spirit, amirite?
@Predy see how food distracts people?

What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. I just made popcorn.

There should be a class in elementary school that teaches you what your rights are, amirite?

"Now what do we say, class?"
"I do not consent to any searches, officer."
"Very good!"

In cultures where text is read from right to left, when someone from that culture pictures time on a linear scale, the past is on the right with the future on the left. In languages with masculine and feminine pronouns, a natural speaker of that language is more likely to point out the aspects of that object that are generally associated with the pronoun's gender. The effect that language has on how we perceive the world is astounding. amirite?
@LittleRed I read somewhere that it affects how you see color. For example, a red piece of paper was shown to a native English...

That's correct :) There are some more really strange examples, like cultures who don't have words for right or left have incredible sense of direction, since they instead always know where north is. Or "wild" children who were raised without language not being able to remember any or all of their childhood, because without labels to put on their memories, they just faded. I could only fit so much in the post, however.

@TheBlindMan One death is a tragedy A million deaths is a statistic.

A lot of people see dark humor in that quote, but it's just reality. It would be ridiculous if we COULDN'T go along with our day, that would be the unnerving thing. If we mourned every stranger in existence like we would a loved one, we would never be able to do anything.