Tell a lie once and all of your truths become questionable, amirite?

Someone's been busted...

It takes a weight off your shoulders to embrace being stupid. It'll no longer feel bad to have someone accuse you of being a moron, they were the idiot here for taking so long to figure it out. amirite?

What weight? Ignorance is bliss in the first place.

Poor grass. Everybody just walks all over it. Even when it tries to stand up for itself. amirite?

You know that freshly cut grass smell you love so much? Yeah that's actually the grass screaming in agony and frantically trying to heal itself.

On the final Biblical Judgement day it is very likely that half of us with show up in our pajamas or Naked, amirite?

Except Judgment Day is made up.

Women who want to be ‘compensated' for their ‘unpaid childcare labour' are the female version of men saying they won't ‘babysit' their own kids, amirite?
@BigMemer You think that's ridiculous you should hear how much some of them think they deserve. I've seen people on twitter...

It's the first I've heard of it. Ya, that's obviously hypocritical. Worse than that, though, I feel bad for the kids whose parents have that kind of mentality - what a way to grow up.

CCGGAAGFFEEDDDDCGGFEEDGFED is your ABCs if you said the note it is in the song and not the letter, amirite?

Not anymore! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Parents yell at you for your voicemail box being full when you're saving their old voicemails in case they spontaneously die, amirite?

You can download audio files to a hard-drive

You could have been born as a micro organism, amirite?