There are more games of chess left unfinished, than completed. amirite?
Nursing homes are where we place inconvenient people. amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker To be honest, this though came to me after I distilled down what nursing homes seem to be at their most base. I...

Yeah, I appreciate that. Our caretaking system is not great but a lot of us just have little to no choice in it.

$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?

The key here is that 50g's has the potential to turn in to very much money

Ponies in cartoons are drawn all cute and lovely but they're ugly in real life, hyenas are drawn wicked and ugly but are very cute in real life. amirite?

You've clearly never seen either of those animals in real life then.

Only people your exact height see you the same way you see yourself in the mirror. amirite?

IF your mirror is perfectly perpendicular.

Apartment neighbors will judge you if they hear you having sex but not for being pregnant. amirite?
@Boknows12 Depends on the volume of pregnancies..

Half a cubic meter WILL bring judgement upon you.

Tell a lie once and all of your truths become questionable, amirite?

Someone's been busted...

people who hate tw's basically have a trigger warning for trigger warnings, amirite?

I hate the idea of them. I've had traumatic experiences hell I'm diagnosed with ptsd but I don't sit in fear of every little thing that might remind me of what happened

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

...but they remember me.

There are sacks in your skin that create a protein which contains a chemical history of your choices and environment in the recent past. The sacks themselves contain a genetic history of your ancestors' choices and environment in the distant past. amirite?
The white colored pencil is borderline useless, amirite?

Highlights. ....blending..

Everything is as hard as it looks. amirite?

I mean, the phrase "as hard as it looks" means the difficulty something appears at a glance, so if you continue to look harder until you're at the right level of difficulty, you're no longer looking into how difficult something appears, but how difficult something is.

If a zombies core function is to just kill and eat meat, they would just all end up constipated and unable to eat anymore, amirite?

There are professors amongst zombie s and they might use a pencil

If the universe circles back on itself, then theoretically, with a telescope powerful enough, you could watch the Big Bang. amirite?
You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

Stories like TV shows, movies, books, etc are the same. Ask someone to tell you what happened in a movie and they'll often just summarize it and stutter on the details, but as soon as you go to watch one you've already seen every moment is remembered.