I was a sweet kid, but savvy. The kind that would put expiration dates and "do not copy" warnings on hug coupons for his mom.
What are your own secrets of success?

have a good attitude. may sound juvenile but it works for me

Do you think alcohol can be healthy?

it's good for the soul

Just because something is free doesn't mean you should desire it. Amirite?

good post

How many times can you subtract 2 from 21 without getting a negative number for an answer?

infinitely. just take 2 from 21 repeatedly.

What is the worst thing someone has ever said or done to you?

told me to be realistic after i told them my life goals

High school is rarely portrayed accurately in TV and movies amirite?
The black child of a white mother I am, A wingless bird flying as far as the clouds in the sky I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air.

smoke?

What would you do if you were the last person on the planet?

Masturbate to death

When you're an adult, you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid, like eating certain foods or taking naps during the day or getting socks and bed sheets as presents or being spanked, amirite?

Hahaha classic post

I think it's just as offensive to say you love all gay people as it is to say you hate all gay people. Love or hate them for who they are, not their sexuality, amirite?

Thank you. I've experienced something like this a few times:

Me: I can't stand that guy
Friend: you know he's gay right?
Me: yes
Friend: and you're gay too
Me: yes
Friend: sooooooo shouldn't you like him?

It's stupid

It's truly amazing that, after all the shit that the human race has gone through together, we're still assholes to eachother, amirite?
@fuzala http://www.amirite.com/761734-t...manity-because also ...

Interesting point. I'm just basically saying that is sucks that people are assholes. It sucks and i dwell on it.

It's truly amazing that, after all the shit that the human race has gone through together, we're still assholes to eachother, amirite?
@drhannah The only thing to compare us to is animals I guess, to which I'd say we can be more mean to each other but also...

I once read something along the lines of "Thank your animal ancestors for the gift of human compassion, cruelty however is a gift from humans themselves."

It's truly amazing that, after all the shit that the human race has gone through together, we're still assholes to eachother, amirite?
@1892230

Exactly my point

There was a time when we used to tell friends: “Lets meet & plan something” and now we say: “Lets plan and meet some day”. Thats how the life change.
@1922953

I don't think OP is talking about online friends. I think they're commenting on how all the cell phones, facebook, and technology have taken away the spontaneity of life.