It would be torture to be unable to die, only think, alone for eternity, amirite?
@ashbashcrashed I quite like thinking and don't like most people.

This is eternity. Think of it as falling into an abyss, a never ending hole. You don't need to eat or drink, but you keep falling. All you have to yourself is the ability to think, that and endless time. your ability to decipher right and wrong, your consciousness, would eventually be stripped away in the flow of time without any form of human interaction.What reason is there to think when your thoughts and mind have been dulled by the passage of time.You won't be able to reach "enlightenment" and ooh learn quantum physics. You keep falling and soon you become nothing but an immobile doll that is neither dead nor shows responses. This is immortality.

Sometimes you have a huge internal battle as to whether or not love someones comment on here, and somewhere in the middle of debating if you should just grace it with an upvote or just saying "screw it" and give them a love you realize that it would probably benefit you to make some friends, amirite?
@1801477

FREE COMMENT LOVES?
DON'T MIND IF I DO!

You really feel for Japan. An earthquake is bad enough, but they got the 5th strongest one in recorded history, then a huge tsunami, THEN nuclear problems. Not to mention all the aftershocks, most as big as a size-able quake themselves, amirite?
@harrypotterwhatwhat dont forget about the volcano :(

VOLCANO?
wtf did GOD pms one day and just aimed at Japan?

Abstinence makes the hand grow stronger, amirite?

"I think you gave me the wrong change"

"AGHHHHHH!!! BAMBAMBAM!"

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?
@1652294

No.... You must delacre war on them.

Sometimes you forget that Wyoming exists, amirite?

whoa. DUDE. Wyoming sounds like Yao Ming!

WHY YAO MING!

Keith is the worst name a guy can have, amirite?
A year's supply of calendars isn't as much as it sounds, amirite?
@HugARock I know this POTD is possibly worded much better... but isn't this pretty much the same concept of what I posted...

This one makes you think and come to a conclusion where you're like,"what a year? that's a lot though right? OOOOOH YOU ONLY NEED ONE CALENDAR. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! HAHAHHAHAHA"

Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!
@gene Just remember.. DON'T SNIFF THE FRUIT SALAD!!

No, please don't -_-
that show is annoying and killed the concept of how random can be funny

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
Justin Biebers dad left him when he was 2. Imagine how pissed he must be, amirite?
They need to make a box of just marshmallows from Lucky Charms and sell just the middle of Oreos, amirite?
ANYTHING is cute as a baby. Even Hiter, amirite?
@Who is Hiter?

He's the guy that did nothing wrong.