An overused joke in Disney Channel shows is: "I will never EVER do that for you!" "I'll offer you money." "How soon do you want it done?", amirite?

talks shit about someone
"He's right behind me isn't he"

Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. amirite?

I had to read this like twice >.<

People rarely say you're being a racist if the stereotype is a positive one, amirite?

"You're so good at math!"
"WHY YOU HATING ON ME!?!"

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?

I love the mental image I had in my head!

Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!

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I've stumbled upon a post which evokes random replies and comments

It would be torture to be unable to die, only think, alone for eternity, amirite?
@ashbashcrashed I quite like thinking and don't like most people.

This is eternity. Think of it as falling into an abyss, a never ending hole. You don't need to eat or drink, but you keep falling. All you have to yourself is the ability to think, that and endless time. your ability to decipher right and wrong, your consciousness, would eventually be stripped away in the flow of time without any form of human interaction.What reason is there to think when your thoughts and mind have been dulled by the passage of time.You won't be able to reach "enlightenment" and ooh learn quantum physics. You keep falling and soon you become nothing but an immobile doll that is neither dead nor shows responses. This is immortality.

Sometimes you forget that Wyoming exists, amirite?

whoa. DUDE. Wyoming sounds like Yao Ming!

WHY YAO MING!

Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?
@Hugs release endorphins :]

o.o? what's that? a form of jizz?

Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?

you'd prob like your own comments if you could too amirite?

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@Tucker im 12 and wut is this

I hate that meme unless it's about porn or some other sexuel related topic

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@garrettruskamp no shit genius, if you actually read any other comments you would realize the op is from Korea

ono smilie the joke only applies to soviety union.
now shut up and stop embarrassing yourself

Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!
@gene Just remember.. DON'T SNIFF THE FRUIT SALAD!!

No, please don't -_-
that show is annoying and killed the concept of how random can be funny