Even if they are technically adults, at 18 very few people actually "grown ups", amirite?

Is anyone ever really grown up?

Guys: Girls shouldn't wear yoga pants to the gym if they are not legal, amirite?

Laws only matter if you get caught.

Are you an astronaut? Cuz I got a boner = best pickup line ever. amirite?

Well, the person inquires as to whether or not the other person is an astronaut and then regardless of the reply informs them of his erect phallus.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We can stop this, please share, amirite?
@Could someone please explain what they mean when they say "every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"..? thank you

Well, in Africa when a second passes sixty times consecutively they refer to it as a "minute." Confusing, I know. Such a strange and backward place that Africa is.

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Regardless of who wins, there will be an outcry for a recount, amirite?


Smacking is necessary, if a child runs into the street, you would not wait for them to be ran over by a truck and say "you deserved it" to their lifeless body. You would intervene and discipline them in a tangible way. In essence, you give the child a little bit of physical or emotional pain now to avoid a lot of pain later. amirite?
if you were in jail for life with no chance of getting out you would attempt to break out everyday just to spice things up, amirite?

You have to work out until you're insanely strong and then just bust you way out by breaking everything, because everyone knows that what happens in the movies happens in real life.

You know you are screwed when Windows Task Manager (Ctrl+Alt+Delete) is not responding, amirite?
It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?
Your internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl, amirite?
@iceeselenawiz I wish I could think of a clever pun like everyone else

I guess I should just delete this comment.

Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Haha....ha

I think rednecks and gardeners are gonna be our saviors, since they have hunting equipment for long range and shovels and machetes and the like for close range... Most zombies still have claws, too... we'd need some ballsy dentists and nail salon people...

When there aren't any smileys at the end of a sentence you know things are about to get serious, amirite?

I almost never use smilies. I believe them to be cheats as a way to be unable to express your emotions through pure text.

It should be obvious when I'm joking or being serious, xD or not.