Come to Sofa King, where the prices are SOFA King low. SOFA KING! amirite?

My teacher told us she heard this commercial on the radio and freaked out XDDD

Everyone should get at least 8 hugs a day, amirite?

Hugs are special until they're overdone like this.
I'd rather get one once in a while... it makes it seem more special (:

That lonely lady who owned twenty cats made a bad name for the rest of the world's cat lovers. Now if you have more than two cats, whether you're perfectly normal or not, you're the "crazy cat lady," amirite?

I plan on living with 50 cats, each named after a different state. :D
Actually I'm allergic to cats so I don't know what I'm thinking...

You've always thought being homeschooled would be fun. Then you meet kids that actually are and they're just creepy. amirite?

I go to public school and I'd say I'm as socially awkward as a homeschooled person, if not more. XD

All of the idiots in the world should be separated from the rest of us and be sent to a different planet, so what's left of us can live in peace. But if this happens, the humans left on Earth would be listed as an endangered species, most of my classes at school would be empty, and I would be lonely. amirite?

Yeah. You'd be lonely because your class on a different planet wouldn't have too many people in it. :)
Just kidding. Sometimes I feel this way too.

When you roll down the windows on the highway, you love the wind but you hate the sound, amirite?

Your like a tattoo that I can't remove, and it feels good, good good.

Guilt, jealousy, and heart-break are the three worst feelings ever, amirite?

Don't forget extreme hunger >.<

how high does the sycamore grow? if you cut it down, you'll never know, amirite?
@monstrosity That song makes me cry every time I hear it. :')

Ah same it's on my ipod <3 Sometimes I mouth along to it and feel sad XD

how high does the sycamore grow? if you cut it down, you'll never know, amirite?
When you get home from buying something it always feels exciting pulling the things you bought out of the shopping bag again. Especially if you have short-term memory because it's like a mystery bag, amirite?
@lmao what language is that? stupid whore

I'm not sure. If you copy and paste the phrases into Google Translate and keep translating them to different languages, you might get some wacky translations like that.

When you get home from buying something it always feels exciting pulling the things you bought out of the shopping bag again. Especially if you have short-term memory because it's like a mystery bag, amirite?
When you get home from buying something it always feels exciting pulling the things you bought out of the shopping bag again. Especially if you have short-term memory because it's like a mystery bag, amirite?
When you get home from buying something it always feels exciting pulling the things you bought out of the shopping bag again. Especially if you have short-term memory because it's like a mystery bag, amirite?
When you get home from buying something it always feels exciting pulling the things you bought out of the shopping bag again. Especially if you have short-term memory because it's like a mystery bag, amirite?
@lmao it was wrong before i corrected it it's not "their"; it's "his", "her" or "his or her" i am not two separate...

"lmao
it was wrong before i corrected it

it's not "their"; it's "his", "her" or "his or her"
i am not two separate entities

stupid whore"

Mistakes: lmao, it, it's, i, stupid. All of these words are supposed to be capitalized. You are also missing five punctuation marks in the comment above.
We're not taking tests here. Stop being a troll.

When you get home from buying something it always feels exciting pulling the things you bought out of the shopping bag again. Especially if you have short-term memory because it's like a mystery bag, amirite?
@*grammar stupid whore

Someone needs to get their eyes checked.