A good way to judge the worth of someone is by if they've read the Harry Potter books, amirite?

Yeah, lets all hate everyone who hasn't read the most overrated books in existence since maybe the bible. Granted I read them, but the legions of fans screaming Harry potter is the best book ever really kinda ruins them.

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I downvoted. It's really nothing personal, but I am downvoting any posts that are like "Omggg Im so bad at drawing" and "you used to draw like this omgomg" and "I wish I could draw goodd :((((("

You have never smoked a cigarette. amirite?
@Mike_Hawk Dude, you're either a complete motherfucking idiot or I'm being trolled hardcore right now. I can't even fathom how...

Oh wow...you listed one page from the CDC that has no comparison whatsoever between tobacco and other drugs. All it does is lost the effects that we all learned about in kindergarten (see first sentence of previous comment). Also all your erowid source did was list said effects of other drugs but offered no comparison. Also if you read the fine print of the disclaimer at the bottom, it says their information is gathered by USER research making the site no more qualified than Wikipedia. And once more, I don't see how any website trumps a textbook written by people who have PhDs on the topic and have dedicated their entire lives to learning about said topic. Obviously you don't know the definition of logic because that implies that you use sound reason and thinking skills (which Wikipedia says people who are high don't usually have) to arrive at a conclusion, not google searches.

I also enjoyed some of the things in your bio like how you're very intelligent, don't get offended easily, and my favorite: how if anyone wants to argue with you about drugs they better bring their A game. I'm doing this in my bed from an iPod while eating a hot-pocket. You should reconsider your strengths

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?
@I'd say that if you wanted to spread religion, you should do something like Jehovah's Witnesses. They only take a...

IT'S SO ANNOYING! They come to the door and I have to put on some goddamn pants! Do you know how much I hate wearing pants? I hate it a lot! So I don't even put on pants. I go to the door in a pair of stained tighty whiteys with a popsicle in my hand. I make DIRECT eye contact while eating it and if that makes them uncomfortable, then that's fine. If they can't accept me, then I can't accept Jesus. GET OFF MY PORCH!

For some reason, Nutella has suddenly become very popular, amirite?
@Smalls I totally agree, but it has been around for years, and it seems that everybody is all of the sudden talking about it.

Once upon a time, my sister put nutella on her hand and chased my other sister through the house saying "Does my doo doo smell weird to you?" then my other sister started crying. I guess that's why I don't eat nutella.

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People who think that religion and science can't co-exist are ignorant beyond belief, amirite?
Why do we drink milk with chocolate? That's just like eating ketchup with a tomato, amirite?

I know that whenever I squeeze chocolate, I get a nice, cool glass of milk.

Sorry Taylor Swift, but when you're 15 and someone tells you they love you, they're just trying to get into your pants, amirite?

This is kind of cynical. When you are 15 and rich and someone says they love you they are not always just trying to get into your pants. Sometimes they are trying to use your money and fame to get into other peoples pants too.

Middle-school girls shouldn't have to wear tons of makeup. amirite?
@1468401

Please, son, tell me that was sarcasm. We didn't raise you that way.

The order of creation is nonsensical. God created light, but didn't create the source of light until later. He created vegetation, but didn't provide a habitable environment for vegetation until later. It took him three days to create Earth, but only one day to create an infinite universe. amirite?

I don't take the creation if the Earth literally in the Bible. I believe that God did create the universe, but perhaps in a scientifically correct way. Also, this was probably the easiest way for them to explain this back then when they had so little knowledge of the science we have today.

The order of creation is nonsensical. God created light, but didn't create the source of light until later. He created vegetation, but didn't provide a habitable environment for vegetation until later. It took him three days to create Earth, but only one day to create an infinite universe. amirite?
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That's a really good point. I had to think about that.
Most religious peoples believe God is all seeing and present in all parts of the universe. If God was in the form of a human, he would not be able to be in more than one place at a time and would only see with two eyes, he would also have died a really long time ago. "Image" does not necessarily imply physical features, but might refer to other qualities such as divinely inspired consciousness or reason.
The Hebrew word: “beTzellem Elohim“ (image of God) does not necessarily mean a physical resemblance. The word, used in the context of Genesis 1:27, implies an image of God’s morality and spirituality, not physicality.

For more information of the physical from of the biblical God: http://newapologia.com/what-doe...-image-of-god/

You know it is true love when you can eat spaghetti infront of each other. amirite?

I pictured two people staring intently into each others eyes while they shoveled the saucy noodles into their mouths.

Life would SUCK if you pissed out your nose, amirite?

And if piss came out our noses, we'd be making posts saying "Life would SUCK if you pissed out your penis/vagina"